Findings:

• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Eat Me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Eat me beat me lady
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Imported Danish Butter Cookies
• cheese danish
• You mean the me that you would be
• The Lord's Prayer: Danish
• Danish Myths and Legends
• Danish Potato dish
• The Danish Resistance
• Danish pronunciation
• Old Danish
• Illegal Danish
• Danish Muhammad Cartoons a US DoD plant?
• Danish Blue
• Danish Bacon
• Danish childcare
• Danish diet
• Heinous Danish (user)
• The Danish Girl
• danish pavillion
• eat
• eat out
• Eat my Shorts
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Who shall we eat?
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Eat Carpet
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• Don't shit where you eat
• The more you eat, the more there are
• I can eat a bicycle!
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why your pet eats poop
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
• Eating kiwi fruit
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Eat at Joe's
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• I eat them by the handful
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• The "Eat Your Lawn" Party
• How to eat fruit with manners
• Eat and live!
• Mares Eat Oats
• All the gold you can eat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• I could eat a horse
• We are what we eat
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Dare I eat a mango
• musical eat poop you cat
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Fungus that eats Compact Discs
• Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em
• How to eat an ice cream cone
• How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• eat life (user)
• Eat popcorn, drink coke
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• I eat my peas with honey
• How to eat acorns
• Do muskrats eat ducks?
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• Eat mor chikin!
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• Eat Bertha's Mussels
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• How to eat sushi
• the word eat he
• Beef: it's what's for starvation
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• What to eat on the Atkins Diet

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