Persistence.
I saw this graffitied on a sign in Montreal and just had to take a picture. I mean what more could the human spirit ask for then the ability to overcome man's and society's (and common sense's) little voice that cries, "you're a dumbass!"
But we pulled it off anyways.
EAT SHIT OR PUKE TRYING
Triumph.
If nothing else this is a fantastic indication of our success as a species. We've achieved a quality of living so high that people can afford to perform the rusty trombones, Cleveland steamers, and other acts of lewd, fecal foreplay that our forefathers must have envisioned when they politely requested independence from Britain.
So go on. Be a hero. No one's looking. Lost your appetite for self-improvement, McDonalds, or just plain normalcy? Eat shit or puke trying.