Findings:

• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• for now this is the best that can be done
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• What a kiss can be
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Good products can be produced.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Be all that you can be
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Short can be good! (document)
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Children can be cruel
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Why procrastination can be productive
• University students can be really stupid
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• TV can be a good thing
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can we still be friends?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• A dying playground can be Eden
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• we can all just be around other people
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• only the named can be destroyed
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Any song can be a love song
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Turtles can be slow.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• murder can be fun
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Exes can be good things
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• There can be only one
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Valour can be brown
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It can be cold in the dark
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• We Can Be Together
• We can be heroes
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• No one can be in two places at once
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Freedom is free of the need to be free
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• What can be better than that?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Cars Can Be Blue
• No one can be totally logical
• Even the dead will not be safe

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