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• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• may their names be sung forever
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I may or may not have been naked
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Fishing may be painful
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• This has not been an easy year.
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• we can all just be around other people
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Attention has been paid
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Evolution has never been observed
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• May the Force be with you
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• My dog has been stolen
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• may your fruit be like you
• Proximity Martini
• Has Been
• Your computer has been cracked
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• AES may have been broken
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• My life may no longer be my own
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• Animals which may be immortal
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• meteors may be fallen angels
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• the hottest it has ever been
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• How to find something which has been lost
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Oceania has never been at war
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Sufficiently Advanced Technology
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Running toward the edge
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I'll never be the other woman
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Be something... be anything other than this
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• may you be granted a purple robe
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Be that as it may
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Rebeca Martinez
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I may not be unbreakable
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• May the Fourth be with you
• and the world may be long for you
• be good to each other
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• gods we may be
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• only then will we be safe from each other
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be

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