Findings:

• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• The one my father never met
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (one)
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• One good thing about gangs
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• One point five words about love
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Fifty one words about love
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Sins of the Fathers : Downfall (one)
• Sins of the Fathers : A Victim's Prey (one)
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Father, Hear the Prayer we Offer
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• the one about the teddy bears
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What E2 is all about
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Godzilla Minus One
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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