(--OutpostMir--)
There are Novices in the world.
There are Acolytes.
There are Flamers and Trolls, and then
There are those that take after Juliez, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Everything2 Monk,
And have been since before I came to be,
And the one thing they say about us Monks is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to have a ton of XP.
You don't have to have a bizzare reputation.
You don't have to have any noderiety. You're
A E2 Monk the moment you wrote,

Because
Every node is sacred.
Every node is great.
If a node is wasted,
The EBUs get quite irate.

(new noders)
Every node is sacred.
Every node is great.
If a node is wasted,
The EBUs get quite irate.

(sunshinegal)
Let the heathen spill their rant
In a flamewar as nodes burn to the ground.
Their XP will drain away for
Each node that isn't sound.

(new noders)
Every node is wanted.
Every node is good.
Every node is needed
In your neighbourhood.

(jessicapierce)
Ranters, Whiners, Trollers,
Spill their writeups everywhere,
But nathan loves those noders who treat their
Writeups with more care.

(Artisans)
Every node is sacred.
Every node is great.
(nate)
If a node is wasted,
(new noders)
The EBUs get quite irate.

(E2 Monks)
Every node is sacred.
(DMan and Juliez)
Every node is good.
(Avatars)
Every node is needed
(Pseudo_God's)
In your neighbourhood!

(new noders)
Every node is useful.
Every node is fine.
(hamster bong)
E2 needs everybody's.
(Jet-Poop)
Mine!
(dannye)
And mine!
(ccunning)
And mine!

(knifegirl)
Let the heathen spill their rant
In a seething flamewar.
(Holy Statues)
Dem Bones shall strike them down for
Each node that's writ in vain.

(All)
Every node is sacred.
Every node is good.
Every node is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every node is sacred.
Every node is great.
If a node is wasted,
The EBUs get quite irate!

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