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• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
• oral sex in middle school
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Cheating in high school math class
• getting into a fight in high school
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• she does not know how much I need this
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• how to bring up sex in a conversation
• How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Surviving high school
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• Middle school and High school social oppression
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Finding the Right Time to Leave Your High School Sweetheart
• I had cool friends in high school
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to create a high school band
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• sex drive
• Hang up and DRIVE
• how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• every little thing she does is magic
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• How to Drive: Four Way Stops
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• I was once young and had a home
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• detection times of drugs in urine
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• How to drive an SUV
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• How to fix a DLT drive
• How to Drive a Planet Insane
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• A menstruation machine in every home: against gallery-bound critical design
• How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
• fool every time every day i
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• A quiet evening's drive with a presumed drug dealer
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I had a really good time tonight
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• How not to drive a hard bargain
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• School bus drivers who drive too slow
• How to drive in a manner that increases your fuel economy
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had pleasant times as well
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• poems I had to do for a school project
• she had mood ring eyes
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• drive my car into the ocean
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• Drive time
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• she had already found her party
• school is a drug
• We should all like sex and drugs
• How to buy drugs in an open-air market
• Drugs in the Public School System
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• How to organize your hard drive
• How to buy drugs in the ghetto
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Driving a car on gravel
• Male sex drive and the end of the world
• Reefer Madness: Sex, Drugs, and Cheap Labor in the American Black Market
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• every time i breathe
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Lost in Boston?
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• We had every gentle sound
• I think of you every time I cry
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• A brief note on the logistics of armed police in every school
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• She, the Last Leviathan. She, the Station Agent. Chin on her Palm, she Watches Every Departure.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Reformatting a hard drive
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Someone to Drive You Home
• she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

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