Findings:

• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I think of you every time I cry
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• every time i breathe
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• every mosquito you kill makes mosquitokind smarter
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• fool every time every day i
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• It's all in God's time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• God Time
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Locking the doors of the House of God
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Prayer to Every God
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Time and the Gods
• God died a long time ago
• Time and God
• Kill time before it kills you
• High Time to Kill
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• When I went back in time to kill you
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• A Time to Kill
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Every door in my house just leads to another room
• door
• The Doors of Perception
• door game
• And locked the door
• back door
• Door County, Wisconsin
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Barn Door
• The Polka Dot Door
• open door policy
• A Wind in the Door
• the Green Glass Door
• Shut Not Your Doors
• In Through the Out Door
• History of The Doors
• Sliding Doors
• Pictures of my parents' house taped on my fridge door
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Princess Isca and the Forbidden Door
• automatic doors
• The door is always open
• The Door in the Hedge
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• the string plus door method of tooth removal
• This is a window, not a door
• How to Open a Door
• Why it's rude to open a door for a woman
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The Unspeakable Horror on the Restroom Door
• To Her Door
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Smoke Under The Door
• Cleansing the Doors of Perception
• The Boys Next Door
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Open Door
• Mr. Door
• Twelve mirrors and a locked door
• suicide doors
• The Opening of Doors
• Reversing the restroom door signs
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
• Automatic Caution Door
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Of course I agreed, feeling the door to the dream world blow open with a chill gust
• Opening the Car Door For Girls
• office door
• Stores that require you to check your bags at the door
• Keeping bedroom closet doors safe
• grey door
• Door to Door
• Keyhole In The Door
• Behind Closed Doors with Joan Lunden
• Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors
• getting your doors welded shut
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• Breaking down a door
• Save keys to open doors
• Open the pod bay door, HAL
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• refinishing an old door
• boss a man came to the door
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• sock on the door knob
• next door
• The lad came to the door at night
• There Are Doors
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• secret door
• door bars
• Quietly slam the door
• Your Heart's Door
• Bus door mechanism
• Klonoa: Door To Phantomile
• Six Sense Doors
• The Head on the Door
• door prize
• The Door in the Wall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The anti-insomnia powers of a 4 door with a large back seat
• doors of perception (user)
• coin door
• Gantenbrink's Door
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• The Door Opens With A Plastic Card
• Bill Door
• Open Door (user)
• Red Door (user)
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Farm House Doors
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• house next door
• The Breaking of the Hermit's Door
• Close the door
• Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
• Battletoads as a videogame based on the Doors' song "The End"
• The Altar and the Door
• A knock there was upon the door
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Selling Jesus door to door
• The Door Into Shadow abuse
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• "girl next door' attractive personality
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• How to break through the next locked door
• The girl behind the red door
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• how to make door lock picks
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• Fire next door
• I would open a door for you
• No doors
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• Shut the front door!

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