Findings:

• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• I've got the music in me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Nobody for me but you
• butt stuff
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You Really Got Me
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Everything got me fired!
• You've got to be kidding me
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• The Statue Got Me High
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The shape of me and other stuff
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• conditional narcissism n stuff
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?

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