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• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Front porch, what should have been said
• In California everyone has a sports car
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• It has not been a wonderful day
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Evolution has never been observed
• Everyone has a dog in the race
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can has cheezburger?
• I may or may not have been naked
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Everyone Has Wings In Heaven
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• everyone has these, right?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Everyone identifies with love and thunderstorms
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• September has such a feeling
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• You know you've been away from home too long
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Piero Manzoni
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Everyone has an accent
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Everyone has their antarctic
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Your computer has been cracked
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• everyone has some burden they carry
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• everyone has to reboot sometimes
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Sexist jokes
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• A book has always been my best friend
• Attention has been paid
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• The weight has been lifted
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Your IP address has been logged.
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• When can it end?
• Has Been
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• trick or can
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• When water chokes you
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• A very mean bar trick
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war

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