Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Everyone has one of these. No matter where you live, how private your gated community or how ghetto your slum, there will always be that one little store within an easy walk's reach that will carry everything from booze and candy to milk and 'fresh' hot dogs."

• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• If No One Will Love Me
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• How to entertain young children on little or no money
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• There will be no more stories to read
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Crossing one eye
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• How will I die?
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
• How to abolish one of the United States
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• How to unclip a bra with one hand
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• How to clap with one hand
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• On the comet there will be much pie
• all the cute guys will be there
• only then will we be safe from each other
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• How the universe will end
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
• Master key
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• No one can be in two places at once
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• There Will Be Blood
• Rain is always the same, no matter where you are
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will always be weird inside
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• No one can be totally logical
• Be a model or just look like one
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• How to redeem one's faith in humanity
• How to project one vector onto another
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• How to crack an egg with one hand
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• How to paste one person's face over another
• How to build an emergency bat
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• How Important is One Vote?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
• How does one love the dead?
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• how i will contribute in nation building
• There will be time
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• There can be only one
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• there will be a last
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• How to win a hot dog eating contest
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• Who Will Be There
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• An American in Tours
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• No one has died
• I will always be in the details
• How to use the alarm gates in retail stores for practical jokes
• God has no free will
• Finding out where a net user lives
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How one man could control the Senate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• How to herd people in public
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• How Solemn as One by One
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores

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