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My grandfather told me this....

The sun is in the sky
and the water is on the Earth,
and the light of the sun shines down on the face of the Earth,
and it shines on the plants,
and it shines on the water,
and it turns the water into clouds,
and the clouds turn into rain,
and the rain falls on the plants,
and the sunshine and the rain,
they make the plants grow.

And the beasts come along,
and they eat the plants,
and they drink the water,
and the beasts grow, and the beasts shit,
they shit on the plants, and the shit feeds the plants,
and then the plants are made of the water and the sunshine and the shit,
and then the beasts come along again,
and the beasts eat more plants,
and then the beasts are made of the water and the sunshine and the shit.

And then man comes along and man eats the plants,
and man eats the beasts,
and then man is made of the water and the sunshine and the shit,
and man makes everything else in the world,
and so everything comes from the water and the sunshine and the shit,
and when the beasts shit on the ground, other beasts walk through it,
and man walks through it,
and so everywhere that man or beast walks they leave a thin layer of shit over the Earth,
and some men walk up the steps and some men sit on those steps,
and some men sit on the ground, and wherever they sit they get the shit,
and so all the chairs and the benches and the stumps and the rocks are covered in a thin layer of shit,
and eventually everything we touch is covered in shit,
but that's fine anyway because we're all made of water and sunshine and shit.

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