Findings:

• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Where organized religion lost me
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• God was a Lost Guest
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• You lost me
• Where feminism lost me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The Heart of What Was Lost
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Before you, there was me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• How the West Was Lost
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• This node was made for you and me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• /but what was the question?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Nobody for me but you
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was a homeless bum
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• The sloe was lost in flower
• You lost me at Hello
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down

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