Findings:
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- You're not from around here, are you?
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- It ain't over till the fat lady sings
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- A reason to drink
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Computers have no sense of time
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- Don't beat around the bush
- Sorry, I don't work here
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Penis size and impregnation
- Wrap tin foil around your head
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- our machines don't go that way
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- We have learned our lessons well
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Walking Around in Our Bones
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- Ack! I have a leftover bit!
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You don't have any real problems
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Rolling Around in Our Bones
- To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
- I must have three heads
- The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
- Have you hugged a fat person today?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have root on your head
- Here We Have Idaho
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- Our calendars have no meaning
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- Our Vines Have Tender Grapes
- the circles here have corners
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- You, standing
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- Fat chance
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a television set
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't piss here
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Cats don't have brakes
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't Fear the Fat
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- So you don't have to
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Stoned music memories
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- We don't dig our graves, anymore.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- No, I don't have channel 11
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- You don't have to remember my name
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't want to risk our friendship.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't have the time
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- you don't have to do this
- Two Fat Ladies
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- The Fat Lady Sings
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I have to catch myself around you
- we all float around here
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