Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Faust isn't his real name. He probably told me it, once, but I never bothered to learn. Masters come and go."

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• If you told me this never happened
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He called me Sarah once
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Kiss me once and never again
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Never Let Me Go
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• A learned man came to me once
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• If you never go to sleep, tomorrow never comes
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Oh, bother! This is dubstep, isn't it?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• You say you love; but with a voice
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• But I have seen the sun just once
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It never rains but it pours
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But it isn't
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call

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