The
FVZA is probably the greatest use of
American tax dollars to ever be devised. The sad thing is, like so many other
services our
government provides, the ongoing
protection of the FVZA is largely overlooked by the
public. Perhaps there has never been a
Zombie outbreak in your hometown yet; but believe me, when your
friends and
neighbors become
undead and try to feed on your
bone marrow and
brains, you will be ever thankful for the
team of FVZA
agents who
eradicate the
menace.
The FVZA is in constant search of a cure for the Zombie Virus as well as for a vaccine to cure Vampire Infection. They have a wealth of information on the subjects at their website www.fvza.org
At their website you can also learn the best ways to defend yourself against the undead, the habits of vampires and zombies, and the strengths and weaknesses of each. It is important to educate oneself about his enemies. At the FVZA website or at their many locations around the country, you can be instructed in defensive measures against an attack, including the Mantis technique for fending off groups of Zombies.