Q: How many voters
does it take to change
A1: We'll let you know next week.
A2: We were confused
, we didn't know how to work the lightswitch.
Why do all the restaurants in Palm Beach, Florida go out of business?
Their customers can't figure out how to read the menu.
Why is the birth rate in Florida so low?
The men keep poking in the wrong hole.
How is voting in Florida like the WWF Championships?
Best two out of three wins.
How can you tell if a voter is from Florida?
Put your ear next to his and see if you can hear the ocean.
How can you tell how bad schools are in Florida?
People think you spell Al Gore B-U-C-H-A-N-A-N.
Why are there so many double-punched invalid ballots in Florida?
Old people have shaky hands.
What do you call a smart voter in Florida?
If Floridians can get a retake of their votes, can I
retake my final exam in Calculus? I mistakenly filled
in the wrong answers.