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• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• A story about a person I do not know
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
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• I try not to think about it
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• 10 common myths about sex offenders
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• What I know about this table
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Everybody lies about sex
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I know something about love
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
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• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
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• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• i don't want to think about it anymore
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• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
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• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
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• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• Rape Is About Sex
• Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• What dogs dream about
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• How To Think About God
• What to do about trolls
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• all day I dream about sex
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I know what I'm talking about
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• Think about you
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Things you should know about King James
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I think about my answer
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Porn industry
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Think About Mutation
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• To do is to be
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• forget about it (thing)
• Flags and flag etiquette
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Things techies should know about brand names
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Everything I know about Writing
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• You, standing
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Photography and religion
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• i do not worry about
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Kirby G6
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I know what is about to come
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Let go and forget about it
• Writing about sex
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• forget about it
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• forget about it (thing) (thing) (thing)
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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