Findings:

• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Let's just be friends
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Make shit up
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• An Andarian Lab Technician Makes a Friend
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The friends we made along the way
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• don't let them scare you
• please don't go
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't go overboard
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Walking along the street where I grew up
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't wait up for me
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Why I don't go to the South
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• our machines don't go that way
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don’t give up the ship!
• We don't make good wives
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• People don't flail when they die
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't shit where you eat
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't go there! (category)
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't want to go back to work
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• They Don't Want Me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't Go Away
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Rape committed by women
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Don't give up your day job
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They don't know what I've done
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Don't go to North O
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Don't go away mad
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't go off at half-cock
• Don't go into the basement

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