Findings:

• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• The Man Who Was (user)
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• The beginning was the end
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• Who benefits from rebuilding Iraq?
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I thought that what I was taught was true.
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Ungrammatical Poem in an email from India
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I Eat Books from Cover to Cover
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• A line from Brigadoon
• Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Postcard from the apocalypse
• note from a Barstow motel
• qanat get there from here
• The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
• Childhood Songs From Baltimore and Beyond
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• Daylight separates our dreams from our flaws
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Ignore the voices from the trees
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Beginning of the German kingdom
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Ginger Snaps III: The Beginning
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• From Hell
• Erich Fromm
• Your husband was a great man
• Removing wax from clothing
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• A survival guide for the professionally outraged - constructing umbrage from common household items
• Petey Piper was a viper
• Freedom of religion is not freedom from religion
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Working from home
• Why I ran away from home
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• Tape from California
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• I was Bullied AND I was the Bully
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Was the Alexandria baseball shooting a Trump False Flag?
• from the teens to the thirties
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• Person from Porlock
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• The Man Who Sold the World
• Warning from Dual Shock instructions on the Sony Playstation
• The world from a Vespa
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Cleo from 5 to 7
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Kids from the short bus
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• From The Mars Hotel
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• Ecstasy and relief from Parkinson's Disease
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• Thanks from our Hearts
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Connections in a group from kisses
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Who are the brain police?
• Reconstructing a function from its gradient

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