Its a hoax
really. Do you actually believe a bunch of massive continents
are just magically floating around, pleasantly bumping
into each other like chums? Well, my friend Mac, he has an uncle who is a smart guy, a geophysicist
, and its this mans life mission
to disprove plate tectonics
. He wears around a shirt denouncing
it, and Mac and I proudly champion
his views in public whenever the opportunity arises. He has my vote!
Plate tectonics, what has it done for you lately?Not shit!
Join the revolution
now, fight the man
I look at my surroundings, and wonder. When was the last time plate tectonics took out the trash
, when did it last do the dishes
? No, there it is just sitting around lazy