Findings:

• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm not a part of this world
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to be a Dad
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm Going Home
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Crazy
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Go the Fuck to Sleep
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to kill you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Give a flying fuck
• flying fuck
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• fuck all
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck like bunnies
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you money
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• People have fucked up before
• Fuck the models
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• fuck u (user)
• fuck buddy
• fuckton
• what the fuck (user)
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• fuck you, migraine
• Fucked Up
• FUCK TARD (user)
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• fuck off (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Fucked up ways to die
• fuck you!!! (user)
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck your god
• fuck me and marry me young
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• You had to pretend success was fucked

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