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I can't find these elsewhere on everything2, so I thought I'd get the list down.

Futurama fans out there know that one of the funny parts about the show is the words under the opening title... It's like whatever Bart is writing on the chalkboard.

I love these things! Whee! (OK, I'm really hyper -- I just got a new episode of Futurama tonight for the first time in about a year.)

Without further adieu:

  • Season One:
    • 1ACV01 IN COLOR
    • 1ACV02 IN HYPNO-VISION
    • 1ACV03 AS SEEN ON TV
    • 1ACV04 presented in BC [Brain Control] where available
    • 1ACV05 Featuring GRATUITOUS ALIEN NUDITY
    • 1ACV06 LOADING..
    • 1ACV07 PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
    • 1ACV08 Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500
    • 1ACV09 Condemned by the Space Pope
  • Season Two:
    • 1ACV10 Filmed On Location
    • 1ACV11 Transmitido en Martian en SAP
    • 1ACV12 -=PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH=-
    • 1ACV13 LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8
    • 2ACV01 MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
    • 2ACV02 >>NOT Y3K COMPLIANT<<
    • 2ACV03 FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA
    • 2ACV04 Based on a true Story
    • 2ACV05 From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"
    • 2ACV06 Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
    • 2ACV07 THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK
    • 2ACV08 Nominated For Three Glemmys
    • 2ACV09 This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
    • 2ACV10 COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD
    • 2ACV11 As Foretold by Nostradamus
    • 2ACV12 A Stern Warning of Things to Come
    • 2ACV13 SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS
    • 2ACV14 LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED
    • 2ACV15 FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
    • 2ACV16 PAINSTAKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
  • Third Season:
    • 2ACV17 TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY
    • 2ACV18 SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW
    • 2ACV19 Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
    • 3ACV01 Secreted by the Comedy Bee
    • 3ACV02 IF NOT ENTERTAINING; WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
    • 3ACV04 BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE
    • 3ACV05 Now With Chucklelin
    • 3ACV06 TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
    • 3ACV07 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME
    • 3ACV08 DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
    • 3ACV09 PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
    • 3ACV11 Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
    • 3ACV13 FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
    • 3ACV14 FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW
    • 3ACV15 NO HUMANS WERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE
  • Fourth Season:
    • 3ACV19 FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY (Except Grandma and Grandpa)
    • 3ACV03 This episode performed entirely by Sock Puppets
    • 3ACV18 Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!
    • 4ACV03 WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK! (This is especially hilarious since the entire episode is about Bender)
    • 4ACV02 IT'S LIKE 'HEE HAW' WITH LASERS
    • More coming as the season goes on!

OK, I have a funny story about the first one of the fourth season: My boyfriend and I can't afford cable, so we went over to my grandparents' to watch. I thought it was a strange coincidence that the one time we go over there to watch, it's "FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY (except grandma and grandpa)". And you know what? They were right!

Times change, the good die young, and Fox Network is trying to get sci-fi fans to hate them. So Futurama's cancelled for the time being, and while we're waiting for the movies to come out, take the world by storm and cause the series to resurrect by the sheer power of awesome (as must happen), it's time to bring ourselves up to speed on the previous age.
Here are the rest of the subtitles.
  • Fourth Season (continued):
    • 3ACV10 KRAFTED WITH LUV - by monsters
    • 3ACV17 PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW
    • 3ACV20 PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
    • 3ACV21 LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
    • 3ACV16 SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
    • 3ACV22 IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED, INDUCE VOMITING
    • 4ACV11 WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE
  • Fifth Season:
  • 4ACV08 KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY MICE
  • 4ACV07 NO AFFILIATION WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLES CO.
  • 3ACV12 Any Resemblance To Actual Robots Would Be Really Cool
  • 4ACV05 Or Is IT?
  • 4ACV01 BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
  • 4ACV04 SOON TO BE A MAJOR RELIGION
  • 4ACV09 Now Interactive! The joystick controls Fry's left ear!
  • 4ACV10 Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!
  • 4ACV12 A By-Product Of The TV Industry
  • 4ACV15 BEATS A HARD KICK TO THE FACE
  • 4ACV16 Voted "Best"
  • 4ACV17 Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army!*
  • 4ACV13 Too Hot for Radio!
  • 4ACV14 You can't prove it won't happen
  • 4ACV06 Controling you through a chip in your brain since 1999
  • 4ACV18 See you on some other channel**

*sniff*

*: In code.
**: Has Futurama credits for opening cartoon.

Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org - Wikipedia
http://www.gotfuturama.com/ - Can't Get Enough Futurama

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