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• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• 5 days to write my report
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• Around the World in 80 Days
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• running around in circles
• How to write a popular book on physics
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Why aspiring novelists should write short stories
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• Home most days is a 7' x 9' box
• The Worst Day of Your Life
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• he is too shy to write his tale
• In His Own Write
• The Worst Day of My Life
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• eight hands around
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Old chestnut: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• Answer: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• her arms around me
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran
• How to get around censorware
• How to sneak around the house late at night
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• What Comes Around
• A game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How babies get around
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• write right wright rite
• Around the World with Willy Fogg
• The bones of the dead lay everywhere around and underneath the feet of the living
• A pint's a pound the world around
• Look around you
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Mailing personal effects around the world
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• All around me
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Around the Sun
• E2 around the world (e2poll)
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Up, down, flying around... (e2poll)
• Twice Around
• Around the Fur
• All sparks and melting everything around us
• LeeAnn drives Michael around
• around you I plot the stars
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
• Sex Around the World
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Cooking Conversion Table
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory

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