Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Genuine comedy can get away with a LOT. That's also the risk of comedy; a joke that hits well with audiences now might not five years from now."

• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• You can never get away from yourself
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Perfect From Now On
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Nothing can stop me now
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• we can learn a lot from plants
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Now I get it
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• The least I can get away with
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• returning to that place from far away and long ago
• Piero Manzoni
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• romantic comedy
• Comedy Central
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• improvisational comedy
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• Eyes can look away, memories remain
• keep away from children and poets.
• What can you get for three cents?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Can we all just get along?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• I can see your house from here
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• You too can spend four years
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• Can I get a sketch?
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• can you get enough of me?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Can I Get An Amen?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• can you show me where this came from?
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• away from me
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• The Divine Comedy
• comedy
• Divine Comedy
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• How to lie and get away with it
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• How to NOT get towed away
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Why I ran away from home
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Opportunity: Only Three Hundred Twenty Six Light Years Away
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• A very mean bar trick
• Slipping away from myself
• NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• walk away from time
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• stop adoring from so far away
• A Lot Can Happen
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• talking can only give you away
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I can hear the bloody year

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