Findings:

• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Now you're on the trolley
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're the man now, dog!
• Shit or get off the pot
• How naked are we going to get?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata!
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• gender bender gets dressed
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Now you're thinking with portals
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You're in our world now
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Now or Never
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Now you're playing with power!
• Get your juices going
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Now I get it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• You're All I Need to Get By
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Collision avoidance technique
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Now You're Screwed
• You're playing you, now
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• shift left (or right) logical
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Potential or Reality?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• true or false
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• Go big or go home
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Casual dress code
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• The seriously red dress
• Dress circle
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• Get your rocks off
• The truth, or something like it
• Let's Get Killed
• Get a bit chopped
• Get out the crying towel
• Pandeism, or Pantheism of the Red Race
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down (category)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Underwear
• Gravity really gets me down
• You're so money
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Get Off My Land
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• As Good As It Gets?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• What you see is what you get
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• Love is never having to say you're sorry

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