Findings:

• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I'll get there when I get there
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• can you get enough of me?
• Can I Get An Amen?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• We get too tense when we drive
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• When water chokes you
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When I get like this
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Stoned music memories
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• When I Get Low I Get High
• When did the World get so old?
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Piero Manzoni
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Can I get a sketch?
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• What can you get for three cents?
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You can never get away from yourself
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The least I can get away with
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When I get mad I throw harder
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• we can get along even though we disagree
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When can it end?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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