Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire

Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.	A Polymer Wang: My police record and me	My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show	Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner	Vacuuming completely nude in paradise	Captain Beefheart sells Aldous Huxley a vacuum cleaner	self-propelled vacuum cleaner
Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)	Why God doesn't ride photons	peckerwood	Mama's Family
stripper-waxer	Andy X Kirby True	ball and chain	Sack of Wet Mice
The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh	Torturing your Sims	sack of oranges	Favorite Everything quotes
October 30, 2013	Les Misérables anniversary concerts