Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
Vacuuming completely nude in paradise
Captain Beefheart sells Aldous Huxley a vacuum cleaner
self-propelled vacuum cleaner
Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
Why God doesn't ride photons
Andy X Kirby True
ball and chain
Sack of Wet Mice
The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
Torturing your Sims
sack of oranges
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