From the 1982 classic "Strange Brew"
This process takes a while to complete, if you are looking for a quick fix
use alternate means.
First, get a stubby beer bottle
(available in Canada
Second, get a mouseling
(available in most pet shops).
Third, put baby mouse
in bottle, feed baby mouse till it has grown to significant
size (too big to get out of bottle).
Fourth, take bottle to liquor
Finally, tell clerk in store that you found "this mouse in a bottle of their beer
), (point to beer)
and your friend
, who's a COP
), says that if that happens you get a FREE
case of beer (you hoser
)" (if in Canada add "eh's" and "you hoser" at the end).
Then, the clerk, noticing the mouse and wanting to avoid a lawsuit
taking into account that your friend the Cop said
you get a free case of beer, will provide
you with said case. Or, will send you to the brewery
to sort it out with them
Disclaimer: These tactics, created by Bob and Doug McKenzie
may not be successful. For better chances of success, follow these rules.
i have never tried this, nor do i advocate the captivity of animals.