From the 1982 classic
"Strange Brew"This process takes a while to complete, if you are looking for a
quick fix use alternate means.
First, get a
stubby beer bottle (available in
Canada).
Second, get a
mouseling (available in most pet shops).
Third, put
baby mouse in bottle, feed baby mouse till it has grown to
significant size (too big to get out of bottle).
Fourth, take bottle to
liquor store.
Finally, tell clerk in store that you found "this mouse in a bottle of
their beer(
eh),
(point to beer) and your
friend,
who's a COP(
eh), says that if that happens you get a
FREE case of beer (you
hoser)" (if in Canada add "eh's" and "you hoser" at the end).
Then, the clerk, noticing the mouse and wanting to avoid a
lawsuit,
and taking into account that your friend the Cop
said you get a free case of beer, will
provide you with said case. Or, will send you to the
brewery to sort it out with
them.
Disclaimer: These tactics, created by
Bob and Doug McKenzie may not be successful. For better chances of success, follow these rules.
i have never tried this, nor do i advocate the captivity of animals.