So me and Editor Powers are at this bar, and I say "Look, Powers, quit being such a pansy and finish your goddamn beer. I'm ready to order another round here and you're holding up progress." So Powers says to me "Please...please call me Ed...you...you, rat bastard...you..." And then I say "Alright Ed, how about this? Finish your beer and I'll take you to the nudie bar" So he chugs what's left of his beer and promptly pukes on his shoes. What a pansy.