Findings:
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Long Haired Preachers
- You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Time flies when you're having fun
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- How to meet the most girls
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- The most beautiful girl in the world
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- The most wonderful girl in the world
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- DC Super Hero Girls: Past Times at Super Hero High
- The Luckiest Girl in the World
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Madmen have a world all their own
- To the girl I will meet someday
- When the girl is the mission
- The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
- They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- Your Time is Gonna Come
- boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Jerry meets two sorority girls
- some girls try too hard
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Computers have no sense of time
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- How To Meet Girls
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
- God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- Hard Times Cafe
- Change as an Identifying Theme of Dickens' "Hard Times"
- most of a computer's noise is the hard drive
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Kids have no concept of time
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
- In the time you have
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- most deadly sports
- When living we have need of Death
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Stoned music memories
- Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- Girl Scout World Centers
- You shouldn't waste a girl's time
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- You're such a pretty girl
- Lars and the Real Girl
- Advice I have been given about girls
- girl that's unusually hard to pin down (unusual, then)
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- It's hard liking a nice girl
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- As long as there are girls left to dance with this world is worth saving
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- Hard Times
- Giving waiting staff a hard time
- Hard Time #1
- Hard Times Bike Club
- My Life and Hard Times
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- cold and hard and soft and warm, this world of ours
- When I have female children
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- You have far too much time on your hands
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Boy meets girl
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Laugh when you have been listening well
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