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He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
bringing me back to when less was worth more
This node was made for you and me
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
man when you are telling me how it was
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
I was a homeless bum
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
You tell me this is God?
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
He tampered in God's domain
he tried to kill me with a forklift
he listened so well, he was still curious.
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
when the gods are afraid
Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
Jesus He Knows Me
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
she, he, and me
He is so heavy when he whispers
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
Things men want when they're drunk
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
Take me drunk, I'm home
The day he gave me a lift
St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
He that is not with me is against me.
For my brother, in the event he finds me
I was very, very drunk
My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
If God was willing to let it be
God was in the west too, at one time.
I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
God holds me
For my father, in the event he finds me
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
At least he was gentle
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
It was 1992. He smiled.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
When you are drunk, all you can see is light
How to get drunk when in Norway
When he grins it is a thousand-word story
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
Our God, He Is Alive
Show Me God
God save me from the gift of prophecy
Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
Because the gods that made them are gods no more
God won't hear when you pray from Hell
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
Please God, make me a stone.
I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
Chris and What He Untaught Me
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
He makes me feel alone just by being there
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He Hate Me
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He brings me books like flowers
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
God was a Lost Guest
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
He taught me how to smoke
he that is not with me is against me
i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
he calls me monster
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
All he left her was alone
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
He called me Sarah once
He has redefined me, again and again
She was coming out as he was going in.
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
My crush asked if he could kiss me
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
So help me God
I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
God made the integers, all else is the work of man
To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
Me and Sue and Ricky and God
Breathe on me, Breath of God
Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
I shudder when I think that God is merciful
when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
I Thought My Father Was God
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
He loves me, he loves me not
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
when god speaks, it is never one-sided
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
More than he was willing to give
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
I married him because he was not mean
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He Was a Crook
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
he kissed me for a year and a half
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
he calls me girly (user)
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
When he became an old man
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave

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