Findings:

• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• you have never been safe
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• What have you been smoking?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• i have been burning for so long
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• They must have faces
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• It must have fixed itself!
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• God must be living in the sea.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I know I have been dreaming
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• it's God's work to have us fail
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• You have your work cut out for you
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• He's been places they have not.
• What Might Have Been
• God must be deaf
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I must have three heads
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• It must have rained or something
• How to have an out of body experience
• Finding out you have cancer
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I could have been Canadian
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I have no faith in your God
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It's been odd out in the world
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
• God ain't giving out any hints
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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