Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Good God why had noone told me of this huge error before, ty jessicaj!"

• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• boss i wish you had told me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Show Me God
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I had a really good time tonight
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• So help me God
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Never Had It So Good
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• They had been expecting me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• They grow up. No one told me.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What my sister told me
• Tell him, she told me
• God is good, people are screwed up
• A conversation between me and god
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• You were always so good to me
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• I was me before being me was cool.
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• She told me she wouldn't
• Snickers told me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What my Father told me
• New York City: What Jo told me
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• What the dust told me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• god help me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• before either of us had to turn away
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You tell me this is God?
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Good God it's hot! A 2003 Vegas gathering
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• Before you, there was me
• I've had you here before
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Tell me something good
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• You've never had it so good
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• PBS learned me good
• God holds me
• the good days are killing me too
• You had me at hello
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Before Me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Lies my physicists told me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• If you told me this never happened
• The stone that told me
• She told me to say that
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Before the Rain
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• Before Time Was
• Sunday left Saturday tied to the bed
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War

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