Findings:
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns kill people.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- When you kill people they die
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Know your pets
- kill him dead; don't call me
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- People who don't smoke will never die
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't believe in people
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Don't encourage people to read
- Capitalize, please
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Things people don't want to hear
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- People don't flail when they die
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Type A blood
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- people who don't exist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- don't kill your clients
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- People who don't read
- Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
- We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Kill the rich
- High Time to Kill
- kill -PIPE
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- I kill microbes for a living
- Kill the Poor
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I would kill my mother
- This machine kills fascists
- Killed By Death
- Kill two birds with one stone
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- Bikini Kill
- Gravity Kills
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Humane octopus killing
- Kill Rock Stars
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Someone please kill me
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Why does Man kill?
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- The Man He Killed
- computers kill kids
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- how my computer nearly killed me
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Accidental death odds
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- Kill Yr Idols
- kill file
- A little child could never kill this clean
- kill -9
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- kill word
- One Shot One Kill
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- kill -XCPU
- Kill Zone
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- kill -BUS
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Please Kill Me
- Society killed evolution
- Licence to Kill
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- God Loves, Man Kills
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Smoking can kill you
- Kill 'em All
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- How to kill a clown
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- kill -9 dueling
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- spermicide kills
- I will kill you if I can
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- A Time to Kill
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- Camp Kill Yourself
- To Kill a Dead Man
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I think I killed it
- Kill Your Television
- Kill
- Kill Yourself
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Kill your sampler
- Kill time before it kills you
- They killed our Lord
- A View to a Kill
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Kill a rap
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- I killed a pigeon
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- kill -KILL
- I Love to Kill
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