Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• I don't believe in people
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• people who don't exist
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• When you kill people they die
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Don't encourage people to read
• Treatment of corporations
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't know what to do with you
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Why do people believe in God?
• Do blind people dream?
• Capitalize, please
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't do that then!
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Stuff White People Do
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Know your pets
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• don't kill your clients
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't believe in anything
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Indigenous people don't exist
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• People who don't read
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things people don't want to hear
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't know what else to do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Ground rush
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Sajo and the Beaver People
• Two people who are not touching
• clockwork... do you mean the sun?
• People exploding in movies
• Friendly People Making Noise
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• People Unlimited
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't like moving.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• People Watching at the Airport
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• you people are cruel
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• I don't own a microwave
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"

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