Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns kill people.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• When you kill people they die
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Stuff White People Do
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't believe in anything
• Things people don't want to hear
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't know what else to do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
• Ground rush
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• don't kill your clients
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't believe in people
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Know your pets
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• people who don't exist
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Don't encourage people to read
• People who don't read
• Treatment of corporations
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Capitalize, please
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't do that then!
• I don't know what to do with you
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Why do people believe in God?
• Do blind people dream?
• Let's tell people we met at the supermarket.
• I don't give a toss
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• The Skeleton Closet
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• I Don't Trust Barley
• Don't expect God to save you
• You don't SIT IN the traffic jam; you ARE the traffic jam
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Why don't you dance?
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• I dont no (user)
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• don't look, sleeping (stylesheet)
• don't damage the telepath
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't hump the monkey
• Don't ask

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