Findings:

• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Kill Rock Stars
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Please Kill Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Kill My Landlord
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
• kill -9
• Kill a rap
• Kill the rich
• How Prom nearly killed me
• kill dash nine (user)
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Kill Haole Day
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• This Gigantic Robot Kills
• BROWSER GAME KILLS BELOVED MUPPET!
• Gravity Kills
• Kill your sampler
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• Into my heart an air that kills
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• kill switch
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• This node kills fascists
• I Know Who Killed Me
• how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
• Know your pets
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Camp Kill Yourself
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Kill Bill
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• I killed for fun
• How to Kill a Republicon Senator
• Let's Kill Hitler
• To Kill a Priest
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• I kill microbes for a living
• Killed By Death
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Cars Kill Fish
• spawn kill
• Power Kill
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• life always kills (user)
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Kill Your Television
• Kill two birds with one stone
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• The Big Fat Kill
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• Kill Her Softly
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• I think I killed it
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Paulins Kill Viaduct
• The plot to kill George Bush
• Programming killed the story problem
• It feels great to kill
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• What Doesn't Kill You, uh ...
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Kill Yr Idols
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• kill -9 -1
• tether kill switch
• Kill your computer
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Kill it with fire
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• don't kill your clients
• Kill Yourself
• Kill Zone
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• How to kill brain cells
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Kill the lights in the middle of the road
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• I would kill my mother
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• That which does not kill me...
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• The plot to kill George Bush II
• A Dame To Kill For
• I Killed The Zeitgeist
• team kill
• It is hard to kill an animal while it looks you in the eye
• So much road kill
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• kill -11
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• kill him dead; don't call me
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Cotton kills
• To kill persistent tears, befriend sunlight.
• Eat what you kill
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Humane octopus killing
• Smoking can kill you
• A Time to Kill
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• kinetic kill weapon
• The day I killed my sister
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill me (user)
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Find what you love and let it kill you
• that guy you killed
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Solving a maze
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Terror Couple Kill Colonel
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• u got killed (user)
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• No Kill No Beep Beep

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