The revered and despised grief-easer of the
mountains, the
warrior against
pain, the
healing
herb. Whether taken as
smoke,
liquid,
food, or as "Bob's"
pills, it, above all other medicinal substances, "spells relief." From the hearty young stalks protruding from the Himalayan snow to the white 'frop-dust that settles on the rim of "Bob's" Pipe, it is the clostest thing to the untainted essence of ODIN on
Earth.
Habafropzipulops is not merely safe, but beneficial - nay, even necessary - to bodily
health. We encourage our children to partake of it copiously, to their little heart's abundant desires.
See:
SubGenius