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• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• The bored who complain
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• The Who By Numbers
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• never judge a by a reading
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I never really thought about it
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• People who carp about their jobs
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Accidental death odds
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• These are the memories I never had
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• A little child could never kill this clean
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• Never Had It So Good
• Using a command line
• People who don't smoke will never die
• You who never arrived
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• never know who told it best
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• we who are about to die salute you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Judging women by their books
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Killed By Death
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Kirby G6
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The death of a man I had never known
• Never complain. Never explain.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• i had a dream about the future
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The best I never had
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• You've never had it so good
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Know your pets
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• Who made Hell?
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs

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