Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Haha, get it? Because fall and I'm a fallen- ow! Ow, dammit, quit hitting me!"

• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Ow and the Crystal Clear
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Are you hitting on me?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Get it off me!
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Ow, my spleen!
• |ow (user)
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• we could get lost in the fall
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• get off me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• ow Boy (user)
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• ow (user)
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Abide With Me
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Because I'm an adult
• The Rain Falls For Me
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• Gravity really gets me down
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Get Behind Me Satan
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• (Come get me).
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• can you get enough of me?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Get back to me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st

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