No, really, I'm not kidding. Well, okay, I'm kidding a little. I found myself (almost without thinking about it) doodling down a list. Then I realized: Harry's not a hacker! He's a process!

The Top n Reasons Harry Potter is a *ix Process

Fine, so maybe they're more similarities than reasons. And yes, I'll have forgotten some of the names...but you know what I mean. The locations used give away my linux taint.

Whew. I'm tired. I know I'll probably get beat up on details (hey, that's what makes E2 fun!) but this was fun to zip through for ten mins. Now my question is what's rm -rf /*, I'm a complete geek.

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