Findings:

• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• blondes have more fun
• Castle Grayskull
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• York Castle
• bouncy castle
• Chillingham Castle
• Tynemouth Castle
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Target Fun
• Renumbering dice for fun and profit
• We Fun
• Digging your own grave for fun and profit
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Lord, have mercy
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Have a kosher passover!
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You have your own places to go.
• I used to have a crush on you
• A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• castle
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• Japanese Castles
• Laken Castle
• Riber Castle
• A man's home is his castle
• Dr. Humpinstein’s Erotik Castle
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• fun fur
• Let Yellow = Fun
• All Girl Summer Fun Band
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have a tricorn hat
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have a lonely in the shape of you
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• worse things have happened to better people
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• The differences are marginal compared to what we have in common.
• The Castle of Llyr
• Castle Acre
• Powis Castle
• Conway Castle
• Monmouth Castle
• Dalhousie Castle
• Lies are fun
• Acrylic Paint is Plastic Fun!
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• Conspiracy theorists are fun to point at and laugh
• Let's put the fun back in funeral
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• Secret Fun and Forbidden Games
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• What have you done for me lately?
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I want to have known
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• you have to wear clothes
• May I Have This Dance?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• I have become redundant
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Windsor Castle
• The Magic Castle
• Montezuma Castle National Monument
• Castle Clinton
• Harlech Castle
• Aboyne Castle
• Corfe Castle
• House of Fun
• Fun with telemarketing calls

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