Findings:
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- But I have seen the sun just once
- it's just one of those nights..
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I got your back but you're best to watch your front
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- The best teacher I ever had
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- We had no bait but our tongues
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- like you're blind but still can see
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Not all at once, but in a wave
- But what are they really thinking?
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- Sexist jokes
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Nothing but a Wednesday night
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
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