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• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When I have female children
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When living we have need of Death
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Stoned music memories
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• How could you ever have enough?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever thought
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Have you ever made a just man?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle

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