Findings:

• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If you could read my mind
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Can You Read My Mind
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• D.R. & Quinch's Totally Awesome Guide to Life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Steve's Awesome Chocolate Chip Cookies
• Awesome Sound
• awesome (user)
• Shock and Awesome
• Ten Key Components to Awfully Awesome Science Fiction Movies
• awesome fat guy (user)
• Five Awesome Girls
• Banana-Anna Boys and the Cult of Awesome
• Too much awesome poetry on E2
• Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
• My life is full of awesome
• Panel Awesome (usergroup)
• Team_Awesome (usergroup)
• Super Awesome Family of the Super Awesome Future
• Why metal is so awesome
• Awesome Applesauce (user)
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• The Key of Awesome
• Friggin Awesome! (category)
• Project for Awesome
• Rule of Awesome
• Awesome Games Done Quick
• #ChangeTheChannel - The Channel Awesome Implosion
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• Everything Is Awesome
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today

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