Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- You, standing
- How could you ever have enough?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I could have been Canadian
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to "Have People"
- Sex in a small car
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Do what you have to do
- Why males have nipples
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
- How can an atheist have morals?
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Could I Have Been?
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- we have a lot of work to do
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Finding out you have cancer
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- How we have grown apart
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Sex with a chicken
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- How to have an epileptic fit
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- You have your work cut out for you
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Penis for a day
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- What to do if you have bad credit
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Astro City #5
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Why do children have to die?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Could you have danced with me?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- What do I have of my mother's?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- I do have some things to hide
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- They could have saved Kevin
- you don't have to do this
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I could have been one of a two
- Do you have honor for yourself?
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