Findings:

• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• He Who Is Death
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Who gets to decide?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• he who (user)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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