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- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I thought everyone had a turning point story
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He weaves his words
- He flops over and bonks his head
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- he is too shy to write his tale
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- I Had Always Known
- Pointlessness had become his answer
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- King George he had a Date
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- he had a dream
- He had something to say. He said it.
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- It is ALWAYS the middle of the story
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He made a way to his anger
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He just left his body
- Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The point at which your carefully woven story falls to pieces
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He is always ready..
- Who is the third who walks always beside you?
- Alway
- I always assume innocence
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- It's always night-time on the moon
- Men did not always like large breasts
- You always hurt the one you love
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- The door is always open
- Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
- They always jump off the east side
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- I always wanted to get married one day
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- There's always a catch!
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- Always manipulate a tongue
- Cheese is always female
- The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- It's always for those damn children
- Once JPEG, always JPEG
- Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
- The Thief of Always
- I always loved the smell of dying candles
- The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
- I have always been burning
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- The Road Always Taken
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- Always have a backup
- the first time always sucks
- Thus Always To Tyrants
- I can always hope
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
- Always on My Mind
- Last year was always better
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
- first impressions don't always count
- The majority is always wrong
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- You always lose
- Politeness is always in order
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- The Postman Always Rings Twice
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
- How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
- It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
- It Could Always Be Worse
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The dream is always the same...
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The rain wasn't always kind
- I remember, I always will
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- an honest man is always in trouble
- The poor are always with us
- Always accept an offered drink
- I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
- The Always Anonymous Beast
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I will always be in the details
- The first one's always free
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- always in love (user)
- The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
- Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- With him it was always like
- It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
- It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
- the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
- In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- always already
- life always kills (user)
- always writing poems to you
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
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