Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He convinced everybody I was a snake demon. The Ashtoreth followers were all over me for weeks"

• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• some say he was never here at all
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• All he left her was alone
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• You let the walking wounded through the door and it's all over
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• All around me
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• the demon was an idea
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• We're all such products
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• all your faults in me
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• People Are Alike All Over
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• show me what the world is all about
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• They think it's all over
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• Déjà Vu All Over Again: Unoriginality in Hollywood
• Were you here at all?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• In all that you never were
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All Over the Guy
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• All over
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All the empty things disguised as me
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• All of Me
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• let's pretend we're all the same
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Gravy All Over
• all your monsters come to me
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We're All Mad Here
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• We're all still very different
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Walk all over
• We're all Borf in the End
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• All over the place
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• You will not remember me at all
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• more sure of all I thought was true
• tell me all your reasons
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• All you ever did was let it happen
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• We're all in this together
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Been feeling red all week
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• and things we're all too young to know
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I remember when all this was trees
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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