Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He couldn't play football because he had to get back to the car and under the layer of newspapers before it got too cold"

• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• he had a dream
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• King George he had a Date
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• I married him because he was not mean
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• He never looked back
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Back to Before
• I hope I die before I get old
• Get back to where you once belonged
• got to get to you the orphanage is closing in an hour
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Back of a Car
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The Get Back project
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• We get too tense when we drive
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• he/she
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Football, Meat Pies, Kangaroos, and Holden Cars
• too cold to snow
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• How to get rid of a cold
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• The strangeness of seeing another car on a late night back road
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• s/he
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Back seat of a car
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Get back to me
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Not too far back in time
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• How to avoid a car accident
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Preparing your car for cold weather
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Get under the bed
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Amidala Got Back
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Please cut back on your car usage
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• he who (user)
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He
• Rape committed by women
• Baby Got Back
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• car back seat
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Back to the Cold
• "Because it's cold"
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because I couldn't
• Because I Got High
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I've had you here before
• I hope I get old before I die.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• before either of us had to turn away
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Before I realized I couldn't cure you
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• A game to play with friends, cars, and quarters
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• How to get hit by a car
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table

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